the-hero-of-ages:

So I went to the meteor crater in northern Arizona yesterday. This son of a bitch came at the earth 50,000 years ago at the goddamn speed of 28,600 miles per hour. The fucker that hit us was about 50 meters from end to goddamn end. But check out that gigantic fucking hole. That shit ain’t 50 meters. It’s got a cocksuckingly amazing 2.4 mile circumference and a fuckerific 0.75 mile diameter. Shit fucked us up bad. Don’t worry though, we got the last laugh cuz when that shit came at us it created a 10 megaton explosion that was hot as fucking balls and it vaporized that dumb as fuck meteor. Motherfucker died on impact. Some of it’s fuckin parts flew out of there and shit but they were all tiny bits. We fuckin owned that bitch ass meteor. Some woolly mammoths prolly died and shit but nbd they were on their way out soon anyway. Fuck you woolly mammoths. And fuck you meteor you got so owned.

But you left a dope ass crater that I’m glad I was able to go see in person. 

pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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the-hero-of-ages:

So I went to the meteor crater in northern Arizona yesterday. This son of a bitch came at the earth 50,000 years ago at the goddamn speed of 28,600 miles per hour. The fucker that hit us was about 50 meters from end to goddamn end. But check out that gigantic fucking hole. That shit ain’t 50 meters. It’s got a cocksuckingly amazing 2.4 mile circumference and a fuckerific 0.75 mile diameter. Shit fucked us up bad. Don’t worry though, we got the last laugh cuz when that shit came at us it created a 10 megaton explosion that was hot as fucking balls and it vaporized that dumb as fuck meteor. Motherfucker died on impact. Some of it’s fuckin parts flew out of there and shit but they were all tiny bits. We fuckin owned that bitch ass meteor. Some woolly mammoths prolly died and shit but nbd they were on their way out soon anyway. Fuck you woolly mammoths. And fuck you meteor you got so owned.

But you left a dope ass crater that I’m glad I was able to go see in person. 

hydrolysedvegetableprotein:

potato man

hydrolysedvegetableprotein:

potato man

sonoci:

do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like

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"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"

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psychotic-hell:

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This is beautiful

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