arcticmonkies:

sexting

arcticmonkies:

sexting

tastefullyoffensive:

"I’m not very good at taking Panoramas." -Skizza

tastefullyoffensive:

"I’m not very good at taking Panoramas." -Skizza

mariofartwii:

read between the limes 

mariofartwii:

read between the limes 

what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

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Straight boy problems

mcry:

not holding your girlfriends hand because her ex boyfriend might’ve held it and that’s gay

tropius:

hentaimillionaire:

nosdrinker:

funisawful:

Lol vegans that get in your face about eating meat are annoying. Like chill out brah I’m not eating your cat. I’m eating an animal made for eating.

this post is about slam dunks now

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stream-space:

lunulata:

No really. Watch this.

Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.

It even makes the coin noises.

Fuckin excellent

winterpatriot:

I heard this was a meme now

aslan-the-moose:

themadhatter-steacup:

lumos5000:

tennants-hair:

iscrewlogic:

ensign-chevvy:

“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”

Fucking watch me.

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[aggressively sings Hedwig’s Theme]

At least you have a theme song sincerely the supernatural fandom

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Imma just leave this here.

onesweetlovexo:

"Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd?"

flourishnblottts:

licklucifer:

spoken-not-written:

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

nope we really do have a gif specifically for that.

swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

not-pizza:

valeart2595:

There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them

I think I’ll notice them when they’re wearing costumes

tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

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